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apology

make fun — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 02:15:35 +0000

Hotel Manager came to the restaurant, said to the guests anxiously : “I am sorry, the kitchen foreman asked me to say that he hopesÂ you customers should have dinner carefully just because he lost his invisible glasses.”â€¦â€¦ translated by the makefun.cn,please give me some advices.

Chicken

make fun — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 02:13:57 +0000

In the hotel, the customer complain the dish to the waiter : “I ordered the chicken dishes.Why do you give me this dish in which there are just the chicken skin and the chicken bones? ” “oh,man.Is it really that you just want to eat chicken feather? translated by the makefun.cn

The Walking bananas

make fun — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 07:56:09 +0000

The Walking bananas There are two bananas, oneÂ walksÂ in front of another, The banana who walkes in the front feels very hot, He put a banana peel off from the back ,which tumbles the following banana.

Sun is timid

make fun — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 07:26:24 +0000

The little brother, said: “The sun’sÂ really timid!” The elder brother, said: “Why?Â ” The little brother, said: “because it only dares to come out during the day !”

Married

make fun — Thu, 22 May 2008 04:51:10 +0000

“very good, my brother get married.”Mouse said happily. “Who is your brother ?” “Lions ah!” Rat replied. “There are no wrong!!! how will Lion be your brother! Â»” “You do not know, I was also a ferocious lion before I got married !” Said Mouse.

Never quarrel with her husband

make fun — Thu, 22 May 2008 04:50:35 +0000

“My husband never quarrel with I since we married .” a woman show off. “If he justified, didn’t you quarrel? ” “I do not know when he justified, There has never been such a time.”

The world’s largest pot of soup

make fun — Wed, 07 May 2008 03:30:05 +0000

The Government of Venezuela make an open kitchen in the capital, Caracas, downtown Main Street this weekend. They placed a super stockpot (see chart)five meters high, 2.5 meters in diameter in the open kitchen. There are 100 chefs and staff who were cooking 15,000 litres of “Sancocho “Specialty broth which can provided for for 70,000 [...]

The smart sale promotion

make fun — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 07:08:51 +0000

The smart sale promotion At a gate of a housewife, a salesman promotes his products endlessly: “I believe there are certain things you need, such as brushes, pencils, washbasinâ€¦â€¦” The housewife is very tired and answer: “No, I have all the things.” Finally, the salesman brings out a small card and says: “Well, you must [...]

Dismissed

make fun — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 06:53:27 +0000

Dismissed Manager: I hardly imagine what will happed to our company without you. Staff: Manager, you really praise me too much . Manager: However, from next Monday, I would like to try. Goodbye! Staff:â€¦â€¦ ——look forward to your valuable advice or share your own joke.I will add your name to author. ) Â

You must remember

make fun — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 09:20:16 +0000

You must remember Boss: “You must remember that you should repeat, repeat, and repeat again if you have a product to sell. Whenever possible, you must never cease repeating so that the words will filled up people’s minds. Do not forget to repeat repeat repeat! even when your customer feel unpleasant and disgusted . Â This [...]