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apology

Posted on Jun-11-2008 · by make fun  ( make fun had published 6418 articles)

Hotel Manager came to the restaurant, said to the guests anxiously :
“I am sorry, the kitchen foreman asked me to say that he hopes  you customers should have dinner carefully just because he lost his invisible glasses.”……

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Chicken

Posted on Jun-11-2008 · by make fun  ( make fun had published 6418 articles)

In the hotel, the customer complain the dish to the waiter :

“I ordered the chicken dishes.Why do you give me this dish in which there are just the chicken skin and the chicken bones? ”

“oh,man.Is it really that you just want to eat chicken feather?

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The Walking bananas

Posted on Jun-04-2008 · by make fun  ( make fun had published 6418 articles)

The Walking bananas
There are two bananas, one  walks  in front of another, The banana who walkes in the front feels very hot, He put a banana peel off from the back ,which tumbles the following banana.

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Sun is timid

Posted on Jun-04-2008 · by make fun  ( make fun had published 6418 articles)

The little brother, said: “The sun’s  really timid!”
The elder brother, said: “Why?  ”
The little brother, said: “because it only dares to come out during the day !”

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Married

Posted on May-22-2008 · by make fun  ( make fun had published 6418 articles)

“very good, my brother get married.”Mouse said happily.
“Who is your brother ?”
“Lions ah!” Rat replied.
“There are no wrong!!! how will Lion be your brother! »”
“You do not know, I was also a ferocious lion before I got married !” Said Mouse.

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