Archive for the ‘This World We Live In’ Category

Valentine’s Day–transparent romantic

When you wake up in this hotel, you never be scared by so many mirror around . Perhaps it is so multi-faceted bright mirror witnessed your love.

The Biggest Spider Web In The World

It is said that this is the spider web in the world and cover 180 metres of trees.It is difficult to image how the spider to make the web.

NASA:Cosmic Collisions Galore!

NASA publish these photos which cature from Hubble Space Telescope,it shown the course of Cosmic Collisions Galore.

Grain Loading

A man was in charge of offloading the grain from the ships at the harbour. Unfortunately the grain was very moist and did not get sucked up by vacuum too easily. He approached the foreman for some advice: “If at first you don’t suck seed, try a drier grain.”

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Hit by a Foo

A man decided to go for a hike in the mountains, but when he got to the beginning of the trail, he was confronted by an old Indian who told him, “There are birds up in the mountains called Foo’s and they love flying right into people, and it hurts like hell. But if any of them hits you, do not, i repeat, DO NOT swear, because if you do, a whole flock will come and attack you.”

So the man continued his hike, and all of a sudden, he was hit in the forehead by a Foo, and he said, “OOOWWWW! Geez, that hurt!” But he remembered what the Indian said, and he didn’t swear.

A few minutes later, he was hit by another Foo in the exact same spot, but he still didn’t swear.

He continued his hike once again, and he was hit by a gigantic Foo. This time he swore, “AWW SHIT, DAMNIT THAT FU*KIN HURTS!” and suddenly, a whole flock of Foo’s flew to him and starting hitting him and scratching him and pecking him. Soon, he was dead.

The moral of the story is: “If the Foo hit’s, bear it”

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