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Ear this


There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But the only permanent damage he suffered was the amputation of both of his ears. As a result of this ‘unusual’ handicap, he was very self-conscious about his having no ears. Because of the accident, he received a large sum of money [...]

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Elephant Joke


What did the elephant say to the naked man?????? How the hell do you breath out of that thing.

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Engineering the human body


Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body.One said, “It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints.” Another said, “No, it was an electrical engineer.The nervous systems hasmany thousands of electrical connections.” The last said, “Actually it was a civil engineer. Who else would run a [...]

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Eye to Eye


Q: What did one eye say to the other eye? A: Between you and me, something smells! Submitted By: Julia

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