Diner Story
A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell’s Angels bikers walked in. The first walked up to the old man, pushed his cigarette into the old man’s pie and then took a seat at the counter. The second walked up to the old man, spit into the old man’s milk [...]
Dr. Livingstone, NOT
An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a bloodthirsty group of natives. Upon surveying the situation, he says quietly to himself ‘Oh God, I’m screwed!!!!!.’ There is a ray of light from heaven and a voice booms out: ‘No, you are NOT screwed. Pick up that stone at your feet and [...]
Ducks of Orgin
A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and decided to ‘enforce the laws pending.’ He stopped the hunter, flashed his badge and said, ‘Looks like you’ve had a pretty good day. Mind if I inspect your kill?’ The hunter shrugged and handed the ducks to the warden. The warden [...]
Dumb Star Wars Jokes
Two droids were talking. One says to the other, “Did you beat the Wookiee at Dejarikk?” And the other answers, “Yes, but it cost me an arm and a leg.” —————————– Yoda and Obi-Wan walked into a bar and bought a 5 dollar drink. Yoda, seeing that he only had 4 dollars asked Obi-Wan, “Have [...]
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