Come on baby make it hurt so good
This guy who was only 5’3 was going to have sex with this girl at this party one night so they found a room and as soon as the girl had all of her clothes off she tells the guy. now i want you to give me nine inches and you better make it hurt. [...]
Cruel vandalism
A blonde was driving in her brand new corvette. Two guys pull her over and tell her to get out of the car. They draw a circle and tell her if she moves out of the circle they will kill her. They immediately begin to destroy her corvette. When they are all finished they find [...]
Damn smokers
A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. “I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look” she said. “What’s your secret for a long and happy life?” “I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day.” he said. “I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat [...]
Dark cloud
A man went to a storefront psychic for some spiritual guidance. The man said, “There’s a horrible dark cloud surrounding me.” “I know,” said the psychic, “and for a hundred dollars, I can rid you of it.” The man, eager to be cured, handed over the money. The psychic then pulled out a book of [...]
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