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Can I Take His Place?

make fun — Sun, 14 Oct 2007 10:14:57 +0000

An atoorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a matter of the upmost urgency. An aide eventually agreed to wake up the governor. “So, what is it?” grumbled the governor Judge Garber has just died” said the attorney “and I want to take his place” The governor replied; [...]

Carpentry errors. . .

make fun — Sun, 14 Oct 2007 10:14:38 +0000

A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize he’d lost his cigarettes. In the middle of the room, under the carpet, was a bump. ‘No sense pulling up the entire floor for one pack of smokes,’ he said to himself. He proceeded to get [...]

Chicken at the movies

make fun — Sun, 14 Oct 2007 10:14:27 +0000

An old guy approaches the window of the movie theater with a chicken on his shoulder, and asks for 2 tickets. The girl at the counter wants to know who is going in with him. He replies, “Well, my pet chicken, of course!” The girl tells him that he CAN’T take a chicken into the [...]

Chocolate Sundae Options

make fun — Sun, 14 Oct 2007 10:14:16 +0000

One day a boy was going to a fancy dress party, he was going as a cowboy. He had his hat, his vest, his boots and his two guns. On the way to the fancy dress party he decided to get a chocolate sundae with nuts on the top. So he said to the lady [...]

Come on baby make it hurt so good

make fun — Sun, 14 Oct 2007 10:14:02 +0000

This guy who was only 5’3 was going to have sex with this girl at this party one night so they found a room and as soon as the girl had all of her clothes off she tells the guy. now i want you to give me nine inches and you better make it hurt. [...]

Cruel vandalism

make fun — Sun, 14 Oct 2007 10:13:47 +0000

A blonde was driving in her brand new corvette. Two guys pull her over and tell her to get out of the car. They draw a circle and tell her if she moves out of the circle they will kill her. They immediately begin to destroy her corvette. When they are all finished they find [...]

Damn smokers

make fun — Sun, 14 Oct 2007 10:13:33 +0000

A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. “I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look” she said. “What’s your secret for a long and happy life?” “I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day.” he said. “I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat [...]

Dark cloud

make fun — Sun, 14 Oct 2007 10:13:14 +0000

A man went to a storefront psychic for some spiritual guidance. The man said, “There’s a horrible dark cloud surrounding me.” “I know,” said the psychic, “and for a hundred dollars, I can rid you of it.” The man, eager to be cured, handed over the money. The psychic then pulled out a book of [...]

Diner Story

make fun — Sun, 14 Oct 2007 10:12:57 +0000

A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell’s Angels bikers walked in. The first walked up to the old man, pushed his cigarette into the old man’s pie and then took a seat at the counter. The second walked up to the old man, spit into the old man’s milk [...]

Dr. Livingstone, NOT

make fun — Sun, 14 Oct 2007 10:12:44 +0000

An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a bloodthirsty group of natives. Upon surveying the situation, he says quietly to himself ‘Oh God, I’m screwed!!!!!.’ There is a ray of light from heaven and a voice booms out: ‘No, you are NOT screwed. Pick up that stone at your feet and [...]