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Can I Take His Place?
Posted on Oct-14-2007 · by make fun ( make fun had published 6419 articles)
An atoorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a matter of the upmost urgency.
An aide eventually agreed to wake up the governor.
“So, what is it?” grumbled the governor
Judge Garber has just died” said the attorney “and I want to take his place”
The governor replied; “Well it’s OK with me if it’s OK with the undertaker.”
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Carpentry errors. . .
Posted on Oct-14-2007 · by make fun ( make fun had published 6419 articles)
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize he’d lost his cigarettes. In the middle of the room, under the carpet, was a bump. ‘No sense pulling up the entire floor for one pack of smokes,’ he said to himself. He proceeded to get out his hammer and flattened the hump.
As he was cleaning up, the lady came in. ‘Here,’ she said, handing him his pack of cigarettes. ‘I found them in the hallway.’
‘Now,’ she said, ‘if only I could find my parakeet. ‘
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Chicken at the movies
Posted on Oct-14-2007 · by make fun ( make fun had published 6419 articles)
An old guy approaches the window of the movie theater with a chicken on his shoulder, and asks for 2 tickets. The girl at the counter wants to know who is going in with him. He replies, “Well, my pet chicken, of course!”
The girl tells him that he CAN’T take a chicken into the theater, so hegoes around the corner, and stuffs the chicken into his pants. He returns to the window, buys his ticket and goes in. Inside the theater, the chicken starts to get hot and begins to squirm, so the man unzips his pants so the chicken can stick it’s head out and watch the movie. Sitting next to him is Agnes. She elbows Myrtle and whispers, “Myrtle, this man over here has just unzipped his pants!”
Myrtle whispers back, “Oh, don’t worry about it…..you’ve seen one, you’ve seen them all.”
Agnes says, “I KNOW……but this one’s eating my POPCORN!!”
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Chocolate Sundae Options
Posted on Oct-14-2007 · by make fun ( make fun had published 6419 articles)
One day a boy was going to a fancy dress party, he was going as a cowboy. He had his hat, his vest, his boots and his two guns. On the way to the fancy dress party he decided to get a chocolate sundae with nuts on the top. So he said to the lady behind the counter, “can I please have a chocolate sundae with nuts on the top!!”
The lady behind the counter replied ” would you like your nuts crunched” and then the boy drew out his two guns and said “would you like your tits blown off!!”
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Come on baby make it hurt so good
Posted on Oct-14-2007 · by make fun ( make fun had published 6419 articles)
This guy who was only 5′3 was going to have sex with this girl at this party one night so they found a room and as soon as the girl had all of her clothes off she tells the guy. now i want you to give me nine inches and you better make it hurt. so the guy fucked her three times and then punched her.
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