KNOWLEDGE PILLS
KNOWLEDGE PILLS A somewhat advanced society has figured out how to package basic knowledge in pill form. A student, needing some learning, goes to the pharmacy and asks what kind of knowledge pills are available.The pharmacist says: “Here’s a pill for English literature.” The student takes the pill and swallows it and has new knowledge [...]
BURGER JOINT CONVERSATIONS NATIONWIDE
BURGER JOINT CONVERSATIONS NATIONWIDE M.I.T.: “I had a nervous breakdown this weekend.””Have some fries.” Caltech: “I had three nervous breakdowns this weekend.””Have some fries.”Yale: “I got mugged on the way to class today.””Have some fries.”Brown: “I got a nose ring this weekend, Professor Smith.””Cool! Me too! Have some fries.”Swarthmore: “I got a B.””Anywhere else it [...]
FUN THINGS FOR PROFESSORS ON FIRST DAY OF CLASS
FUN THINGS FOR PROFESSORS>1. Bring a CPR dummy to class and announce that it will be the teaching assistant for the semester. Assign it an office and office hours. 2. Point the overhead projector at the class. Demand each student’s name, rank, and serial number. 3. Tell students that you’ll fail them if they cheat [...]
ARE YOU READY FOR COLLEGE?
ARE YOU READY FOR COLLEGE? The below quiz will help you to determine if you are truly ready to attend college. Answer all questions below choosing one of the multiple choice answers for each question as your answer. 1) You have five minutes to get dressed before leaving for a hot date. You suddenly realize [...]
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