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Elephant Man


Elephant Man Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man? A. How do you breathe through that thing?

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Difference


Difference Q: What’s the difference between a condom and a coffin? A: They both hold stiffs, but one’s coming and one’s going!

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THREE IS EQUAL TO FOUR


THREE IS EQUAL TO FOUR Theorem: 3=4Proof: Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a – 3a + 4b – 3b = 4c – 3cAfter reorganizing:4a + 4b – 4c = 3a + 3b – 3cTake the constants out of the brackets:4 * (a+b-c) = 3 * (a+b-c)Remove the same term left and [...]

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MEN ARE FROM MARS, WOMEN VENUS – THE TANDEM STORY


MEN ARE FROM MARS, WOMEN VENUS – THE TANDEM STORY Remember the book “men are from mars, women are from venus”? Well, here’s a prime example offered by an English professor at an American university. In-class assignment for Wednesday “today we will experiment with a new form called the tandem story.””The process is simple. Each [...]

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