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A doctor-it degree.

make fun — Sun, 11 May 2008 01:37:17 +0000

A doctor-it degree. What do you call an advanced degree in sensationalistic journalism? A doctor-it degree.

Teaching makes for a hurried course

make fun — Sun, 11 May 2008 01:36:59 +0000

Teaching makes for a hurried course What’s the difference between a well-brushed equine and rapid teaching? A well-brushed equine is a curried horse while rapid teaching makes for a hurried course.

Letter

make fun — Sun, 11 May 2008 01:36:41 +0000

Letter Dear Mother and Dad, It has been three months now since I left for college. I have been remiss in writing and I am very sorry for my thoughtlessness in not writing before. I will bring you up to date now, but before you read on, please sit down. You are not to read [...]

Crush, Lust, or Love

make fun — Sun, 11 May 2008 01:36:13 +0000

Crush, Lust, or love Q: Whats the difference between a crush, lust, and love? A: Spitting, swallowing and gargling!

Elephant Man

make fun — Sun, 11 May 2008 01:35:51 +0000

Elephant Man Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man? A. How do you breathe through that thing?

Difference

make fun — Sun, 11 May 2008 01:35:33 +0000

Difference Q: What’s the difference between a condom and a coffin? A: They both hold stiffs, but one’s coming and one’s going!

THREE IS EQUAL TO FOUR

make fun — Sun, 11 May 2008 01:35:13 +0000

THREE IS EQUAL TO FOUR Theorem: 3=4Proof: Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a – 3a + 4b – 3b = 4c – 3cAfter reorganizing:4a + 4b – 4c = 3a + 3b – 3cTake the constants out of the brackets:4 * (a+b-c) = 3 * (a+b-c)Remove the same term left and [...]

MEN ARE FROM MARS, WOMEN VENUS – THE TANDEM STORY

make fun — Sun, 11 May 2008 01:34:54 +0000

MEN ARE FROM MARS, WOMEN VENUS – THE TANDEM STORY Remember the book “men are from mars, women are from venus”? Well, here’s a prime example offered by an English professor at an American university. In-class assignment for Wednesday “today we will experiment with a new form called the tandem story.”"The process is simple. Each [...]

KNOWLEDGE PILLS

make fun — Sun, 04 May 2008 14:45:09 +0000

KNOWLEDGE PILLS A somewhat advanced society has figured out how to package basic knowledge in pill form. A student, needing some learning, goes to the pharmacy and asks what kind of knowledge pills are available.The pharmacist says: “Here’s a pill for English literature.” The student takes the pill and swallows it and has new knowledge [...]

BURGER JOINT CONVERSATIONS NATIONWIDE

make fun — Sun, 04 May 2008 14:44:51 +0000

BURGER JOINT CONVERSATIONS NATIONWIDE M.I.T.: “I had a nervous breakdown this weekend.”"Have some fries.” Caltech: “I had three nervous breakdowns this weekend.”"Have some fries.”Yale: “I got mugged on the way to class today.”"Have some fries.”Brown: “I got a nose ring this weekend, Professor Smith.”"Cool! Me too! Have some fries.”Swarthmore: “I got a B.”"Anywhere else it [...]