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animal lover

make fun — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 14:08:55 +0000

Britain couple, Jackie & Tim FerrierÂ moved into a small farm 3 years ago,Â because they love the animals in particular, so they allow thhis donkey wander in their rooms and enjoy their food. It is said they also raised chickens ã€ducksã€cats and hourse, and so on.

0 to 200 in 6 seconds

make fun — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 03:03:32 +0000

0 to 200 in 6 seconds Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!” The next morning he got up [...]

Who Says Men Don’t Remember Anniversaries

make fun — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 03:03:09 +0000

Who Says Men Don’t Remember Anniversaries A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front him. He appears deep in thought, [...]

Extra Office Work

make fun — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 03:02:46 +0000

Extra Office Work The boss came early in the morning one day and found his manager kissing his secretary. He shouted at him, “Is this what I pay you for?” The manager replied: “No, sir, this I do free of charge.”

So Much Fun

make fun — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 03:02:24 +0000

So Much Fun A suspicious husband hired a private eye to check on the movements of his wife. In addition to a written report, the husband wanted a video of his wife’s activities. A week later, the detective returned with a film. They sat down together and proceeded to watch it. Although the quality was [...]

Encyclopaedia Britannica

make fun — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 03:01:40 +0000

Encyclopaedia Britannica Seen in my local paper’s “readers sales” section. FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of encyclopaedia Britannica. 45 Volumes. Excellent condition. ?000 pounds or best offer. Reason for sale:- No longer required. Got married last weekend. Wife knows F**king everything.

Soybeans

make fun — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 03:01:18 +0000

Soybeans While going through his wife’s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an envelope containing $30 in cash. The farmer confronted his wife, and when asked about the curious items, she confessed: “Over the years, I haven’t been completely faithful to you.” “When I did fool around, I put a soybean in the [...]

Memory Class

make fun — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 03:00:55 +0000

Memory Class An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a power memory class where one is taught to remember things by association. A few days after the class, the old man was outside talking with his neighbor about how much the class helped him. “What was the name of [...]

Money Talks!

make fun — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 03:00:32 +0000

Money Talks! During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: “Look, I’ll give you $100 if you’ll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where I’m supposed to promise to ‘love, honor and obey’ and ‘be faithful to her forever,’ I’d appreciate it if you’d just leave [...]

Second Opinion

make fun — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 03:00:09 +0000

Second Opinion A doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, “And you are no good in bed either,” and storms out of the house. After sometime he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and calls home. She comes to [...]