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tampon plug

make fun — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 05:59:31 +0000

tampon plug you might be a redneck if your husband used a tampon to plug the bathroom sink.

Redneck Defined

make fun — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 05:59:06 +0000

Redneck Defined You can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub. You’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws. You and your dog use the same tree. You consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison. The blue book value of your truck goes [...]

You might be a Redneck if..

make fun — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 05:58:46 +0000

You might be a Redneck if.. You might be a redneck if your house is mobile and the six cars in your front yard are not.

A pretty girl

make fun — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 05:58:21 +0000

A pretty girl WHAT DO YOU CALL A PRETTY GIRL ON THE ARM OF A BOY FROM ALABAMA? A TATTOO!

WhereæŠŽ you go?

make fun — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 05:58:00 +0000

WhereæŠŽ you go? Jim bob wants to try out the new water-skis and he falls off on the second curb.

Dog Trap.

make fun — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 05:57:39 +0000

Dog Trap. You might just be a redneck if your porch collapses and kills more than 5 dogs.

Alabama

make fun — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 05:57:18 +0000

Alabama Why is Alabama the smartest state in the U.S.? It has four “A”‘s and a “B”.

Monkey went on the Money

make fun — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 05:56:58 +0000

Monkey went>What’d the monkey say when he pissed on the cash register. That’ll soon run into money.

You might be the redneck if.

make fun — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 05:56:39 +0000

You might be the redneck if. You get hooked on phoenix for Christmas.GIT! YA HEAR!

Interrogation.

make fun — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 05:56:19 +0000

Interrogation. Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine. They placed the message “HE’S LYING” in the copier, and pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn’t telling the truth. Believing the “lie detector” was working, [...]