Couple of Clinton Riddles
Why did bill clinton stop playing the sax-aphone? he decided he like the hormonica better (whore- monica) What do you call eight days of sex hannucah lewinsky
Custer joke
The curator of a Western art museum commissioned a local artist to paint a mural-sized painting of Custer’s Last Thought. The artist was told to make it highly symbolic of Custer’s mindset during the debacle at the Little Big Horn. Deep in thought, the artist went to his studio. After many false starts, he proceeded [...]
Debased, Deflowered, and Degraded
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed and dry cleaners depressed? Laundry workers could decrease, eventually becoming depressed and depleted! Even more, bedmakers will be debunked, baseball players will be debased, landscapers will be deflowered, bulldozer operators will be degraded, organ [...]
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