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Cereal Killer

Did you hear about the man who drowned in his muesli?He got pulled under by a strong currant! —Karina Dibble

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Chess

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing inthe lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about anhour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. ”But why?” they asked, as they moved off. ”Because,” he said, ”I can’t stand chess Nuts boasting in an open foyer.”

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Clinton’s office

Q:What do you call Bill Clinton’s Office? A:The Oral Office. By Chad Zimmermann

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corporate mergers

A few suggestions for corporate mergers: – PolyGram Records, Warner Bros., and Keebler, to be called Poly-Warner-Cracker – Yahoo and Netscape-to be called Net’nYahoo – 3M and Good year, to be called MMM-Good – Knotts Berry Farm and National Organization for Women-to be called Knott NOW – Federal Express and UPS, to be called FED […]

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