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Dental Buddhism

make fun — Sun, 14 Oct 2007 10:15:56 +0000

Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist’s Novocain during root canal work? He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Eskimo Pun

make fun — Sun, 14 Oct 2007 10:15:42 +0000

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank-proving once and for all that you can’t have your kayak and heat it, too.

Facny Dress Ball

make fun — Sun, 14 Oct 2007 10:15:31 +0000

A bloke went to his mate’s fancy dress party with nothing but a young woman on his back. “So what the hell are you supposed to be?” the host asked. “I’m a snail.” The bloke replied. “What a load of crap!” the host spat. “How can you be a snail when all you’ve got is [...]

Cattle Ranching Pun

make fun — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 13:28:47 +0000

A cattle rancher was dying, and had to divide his ranch up amongst his threesons. They wanted a new name for the ranch, and the dying rancher suggested“Focus”, because that’s where the “sons raise meat” (suns rays meet)

Cereal Killer

make fun — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 13:28:34 +0000

Did you hear about the man who drowned in his muesli?He got pulled under by a strong currant! –Karina Dibble

Chess

make fun — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 13:28:18 +0000

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing inthe lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about anhour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. ”But why?” they asked, as they moved off. ”Because,” he said, ”I can’t stand chess Nuts boasting in an open foyer.”

Clinton’s office

make fun — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 13:28:04 +0000

Q:What do you call Bill Clinton’s Office? A:The Oral Office. By Chad Zimmermann

corporate mergers

make fun — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 13:27:41 +0000

A few suggestions for corporate mergers: – PolyGram Records, Warner Bros., and Keebler, to be called Poly-Warner-Cracker - Yahoo and Netscape-to be called Net’nYahoo - 3M and Good year, to be called MMM-Good - Knotts Berry Farm and National Organization for Women-to be called Knott NOW - Federal Express and UPS, to be called FED [...]

Couple of Clinton Riddles

make fun — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 13:27:14 +0000

Why did bill clinton stop playing the sax-aphone? he decided he like the hormonica better (whore- monica) What do you call eight days of sex hannucah lewinsky

Custer joke

make fun — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 13:26:59 +0000

The curator of a Western art museum commissioned a local artist to paint a mural-sized painting of Custer’s Last Thought. The artist was told to make it highly symbolic of Custer’s mindset during the debacle at the Little Big Horn. Deep in thought, the artist went to his studio. After many false starts, he proceeded [...]