Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist’s Novocain during root canal work? He wanted to transcend dental medication.
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank-proving once and for all that you can’t have your kayak and heat it, too.
A bloke went to his mate’s fancy dress party with nothing but a young woman on his back. “So what the hell are you supposed to be?” the host asked. “I’m a snail.” The bloke replied. “What a load of crap!” the host spat. “How can you be a snail when all you’ve got is […]
A cattle rancher was dying, and had to divide his ranch up amongst his threesons. They wanted a new name for the ranch, and the dying rancher suggested“Focus”, because that’s where the “sons raise meat” (suns rays meet)