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Dental Buddhism

Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist’s Novocain during root canal work? He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Eskimo Pun

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank-proving once and for all that you can’t have your kayak and heat it, too.

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Facny Dress Ball

A bloke went to his mate’s fancy dress party with nothing but a young woman on his back. “So what the hell are you supposed to be?” the host asked. “I’m a snail.” The bloke replied. “What a load of crap!” the host spat. “How can you be a snail when all you’ve got is […]

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Cattle Ranching Pun

A cattle rancher was dying, and had to divide his ranch up amongst his threesons. They wanted a new name for the ranch, and the dying rancher suggested“Focus”, because that’s where the “sons raise meat” (suns rays meet)

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