Archive for the ‘puns jokes’ Category
Dental Buddhism
Posted on Oct-14-2007 · by make fun ( make fun had published 6418 articles)
Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist’s Novocain during root canal work? He wanted to transcend dental medication.
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Eskimo Pun
Posted on Oct-14-2007 · by make fun ( make fun had published 6418 articles)
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank-proving once and for all that you can’t have your kayak and heat it, too.
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Facny Dress Ball
Posted on Oct-14-2007 · by make fun ( make fun had published 6418 articles)
A bloke went to his mate’s fancy dress party with nothing but a young woman on his back. “So what the hell are you supposed to be?” the host asked.
“I’m a snail.” The bloke replied.
“What a load of crap!” the host spat. “How can you be a snail when all you’ve got is that young woman on your back?”
“You’ve got it wrong, mate,” the bloke replied. “That’s Michelle”.
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Cattle Ranching Pun
Posted on Oct-08-2007 · by make fun ( make fun had published 6418 articles)
A cattle rancher was dying, and had to divide his ranch up amongst his three
sons. They wanted a new name for the ranch, and the dying rancher suggested
“Focus”, because that’s where the “sons raise meat” (suns rays meet)
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Cereal Killer
Posted on Oct-08-2007 · by make fun ( make fun had published 6418 articles)
Did you hear about the man who drowned in his muesli?
He got pulled under by a strong currant!
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Karina Dibble
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