Six Foot
Bob, a lawyer, was driving home over the Golden Gate Bridge after spending a great day on the ocean fishing. His catch, cleaned and filleted, was wrapped in newspaper on the passenger-side floor. He was late getting home and was speeding… Wouldn’t you know that a cop jumped out, radar gun in hand, and motioned [...]
Two Prostitutes
Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said, “TWO PROSTITUTES…….$50.00.” A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they’d either have to remove the sign or go to jail. Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying, “JESUS SAVES.” They asked the [...]
Parking Ticket
So I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5minutes and when I came out there was a copper writing a parking ticket.So I went up to him and said, ‘Come on mate, how about giving a bloke abreak?’He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I [...]
53 ways to make a cop mad….
1. When you get pulled over, say “What’s wrong, ossifer, there’s no blood in my alcohol?” 2. When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you wanted to race. 3. When he talks to you, pretend you are deaf. 4. If he asks if you knew how fast you were going, say no, my [...]
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