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The cheap fashion

make fun — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 10:07:31 +0000

Michelle Obama’s dress is over is 3500 U.S. dollars in election night.But she not merely wear such expensive brands.she wear the black and white plaid skirt only worth 30 U.S. dollars in Independence Day. She often wear cheap clothing with quality accessories, which attracted many people to follow.Beauty is not equal to expensive.

Appendicitis

make fun — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 02:21:36 +0000

A highway patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch. Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn’t told him about, he finally got enough energy to [...]

Parking

make fun — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 03:12:49 +0000

A policeman was patrolling a local parking spot overlooking agolf course. He drove by a car and saw a couple inside with thedome light on. There was a young man in the driver’s seat readinga computer magazine and a young lady in the back seat knitting.He stopped to investigate.He walked up to the driver’s window [...]

Local Man Murdered

make fun — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 03:12:37 +0000

A local man was found murdered in his home inCalifornia over the weekend. Detectives at thescene found the man face down in his bathtub.The tub had been filled with milk and corn flakes,and the deceased had a banana protruding from hisbuttocks.Police suspect a cereal killer.

Six Foot

make fun — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 03:12:27 +0000

Bob, a lawyer, was driving home over the Golden Gate Bridge after spending a great day on the ocean fishing. His catch, cleaned and filleted, was wrapped in newspaper on the passenger-side floor. He was late getting home and was speeding… Wouldn’t you know that a cop jumped out, radar gun in hand, and motioned [...]

Two Prostitutes

make fun — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 03:12:11 +0000

Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said, “TWO PROSTITUTES…….$50.00.” A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they’d either have to remove the sign or go to jail. Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying, “JESUS SAVES.” They asked the [...]

Parking Ticket

make fun — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 03:12:01 +0000

So I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5minutes and when I came out there was a copper writing a parking ticket.So I went up to him and said, ‘Come on mate, how about giving a bloke abreak?’He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I [...]

53 ways to make a cop mad….

make fun — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 03:11:46 +0000

1. When you get pulled over, say “What’s wrong, ossifer, there’s no blood in my alcohol?” 2. When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you wanted to race. 3. When he talks to you, pretend you are deaf. 4. If he asks if you knew how fast you were going, say no, my [...]

Stop Light!

make fun — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 03:11:32 +0000

Two cars were waiting at a stoplight. The light turned green, but the man didn’t notice it. A woman in the car behind him is watching traffic pass around them. The woman begins pounding on her steering wheel and yelling at the man to move. The man doesn’t move. The woman is going ballistic inside [...]

State Trooper

make fun — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 03:11:19 +0000

Two men are driving through Pennsylvania when they get pulled over by a State Trooper. The cop walks up and taps on the window with his nightstick. The driver rolls down the window and WHACK, the cop smacks him in the head with the stick. The driver asks, “What the hell was that for?” The [...]