Three Hunters
Three Hunters There are 3 hunters in the woods, they’re all telling each other what they抮e going to shoot. The first one says he’s going to get a buck. So he goes out and comes back with a buck. Then the other 2 hunters ask how he did it and he says, ”I see tracks [...]
Fascinating
Fascinating A teacher asks her class of 3rd graders to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. She calls on a small boy sitting in the front row. “I saw an air show. And it was very fascinating.” “Good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate,’ not ‘fascinating.’” She then calls on a [...]
Midgets Rock Las Vegas
Midgets Rock Las Vegas Two midgets on a bender in Vegas hire two hookers and take ‘em out for a night on the town. After cocktails and gambling, they all head back to their hotel room at the MGM Grand. But the night doesn’t quite turn out as planned. Since he’s had too much to [...]
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