What’s Rough and Hairy?
What’s Rough and Hairy? Q: What’s rough and hairy on the outside, soft and wet on the inside, starts with a c, ends with a t, and has a u and an n in it?A: A coconut.
Suburbs vs. Ghetto
Suburbs vs. Ghetto In the suburbs, there’s grass. In the ghetto, there’s grass grower. * In the suburbs, there’s ”corner stores.” In the ghetto, there are liquor stores, bail bonds, weed, and lottery numbers in one building.* In the suburbs, there’s microbrews. In the ghetto, there’s 40 ounces.* In the suburbs, there’s homemade acid. In [...]
Slightly Used Car
Slightly Used Car A woman offered a brand-new car for sale for a price of ten dollars. A man answered the ad, but he was slightly disbelieving. ”What’s the gimmick?” he inquired. ”No gimmick,” the woman answered. ”My husband died, and in his will he asked that the car be sold and the money go [...]
Warm and Moist
Warm and Moist MAN: I’d like to buy some dog food. CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a dog? MAN: Yes. CHECKOUT LADY: Where is he? MAN: He’s at home. CHECKOUT LADY: I’m sorry; I can’t sell this dog food to you unless I see the dog. Store policy. The next day, the man returns. MAN: [...]
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