Whose Son is He?
Whose Son is He? About ten years ago, George Bush was visiting Mikhail Gorbachev at the Kremlin. When he got him alone for a moment, he said to Gorbachev, ”Mikhail, can you help me with a problem? I have some doubts about one of the key people under me. How do you decide that someone [...]
Smurf and Turf
Smurf and Turf Why do the surfs laugh when they frolic through the forest? Because the grass tickles their balls!
Skeleton Crossing the Road
Skeleton Crossing the Road Why’d the skeleton cross the road? To go to the body shop.
The Pirate
The Pirate A man with a pegleg, hook hand and an eye patch went to apply to be a pirate. Interviewer: How did you get that peg leg? Pirate: Arrr. I got me leg shot off during the First World War. Interviewer: How did you get that hook? Pirate: I got me hand cut off [...]
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