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Super lunch show

When I saw these super lovely lunch,I can’t help tasting it,these lunch is not only the dinner,but also the vision enjoyment. if you like it ,you can DIY it .

New BMW Auto Robot in CHINA

I had reported “How to roboconvert Your BMW into a robot ” in 28 Jun 2008,Today I found there have a chinese man did it!

MR ZHU live in Zhe Jiang in CHINA,he buy a BMW 735i and build a autorobot,MR ZHU have an advantage in autorobot business,because he own a wastrel company .

Flower Flub-o-rama

Flower Flub-o-rama
I sent flowers to someone who was moving to Florida for a job promotion. I also sent flowers the same day to a funeral for a friend. The Flower Shop got the cards mixed up. They sent the card to the guy who was moving that said, ”RIP”, and sent the card to the funeral home that said, ”I know it’s hot where you’re going, but you deserve it.”

You So Ugly

You So Ugly
You so ugly, your mama put you next to a piece of crap and said “Twins!”

Whose Son is He?

Whose Son is He?
About ten years ago, George Bush was visiting Mikhail Gorbachev at the Kremlin. When he got him alone for a moment, he said to Gorbachev, ”Mikhail, can you help me with a problem? I have some doubts about one of the key people under me. How do you decide that someone is smart enough to work for you?” ”Well, when I was interviewing Eduardo Shevardnadze, I asked him, ‘Eduard, who is the son of your father but not your brother?”’ 憫what did he say?” Bush asked. ”He said, ‘that’s me,’ so I hired him.” Bush patted Gorbachev on the shoulder. ”Thanks, Mikhail. That’s a great idea.” As soon as he got back to Washington, Bush called Dan Quayle over to the White House. ”Dan,” he said, ”I’ve got a question for you. Who is the son of your father but not your brother?” Quayle looked rather puzzled. ”Can I get back to you on that in 24 hours, Mr. President?” He was very troubled by this question. He kept thinking about it and thinking about it, but couldn’t get anywhere. Finally, the thought struck him, ”I’ll ask Jim Baker. He’s a smart guy.” Quayle called Baker on the phone. ”Jim, I’ve got a question for you. Who is the son of your father, but not your brother?” ”That would be me,” Baker replied. Quayle broke into a big smile. ”Thanks, Jim. You’ve helped me out big time.” He went running to the West Wing and burst into the Oval Office. ”Mr. President, I have the answer!” ”Okay, Dan. Who is the son of your father, but not your brother?” ”It’s Jim Baker!” said Quayle. ”No,” said Bush. ”It’s Shevardnadze.”