Gasoline Humor
Gas prices seem to have been skyrocketing in recent years. I remember when gas was $0.70 a gallon (and I’m not that old), now it costs $80 to fill up an SUV. Here’s a few gas related one liners to bust off next time you’re complaining about it at the pump… My wife wanted to [...]
Strange Answers To Stranger Questions
If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, [...]
Random Thoughts
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM? If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics? If you can’t drink and drive, why [...]
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You Might Be A Ricer If…
Figured this would go well with?the . For all you ricers out there, you know?who you are!?And, if you don’t, now you do. You might be a ricer if… You bring an empty Maxwell House coffee can with you to compare size when you shop for an aftermarket exhaust system. Your Eclipse GS-T hardtop has [...]
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