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Homer Simpson’s Wisdom

The following are quotes picked out from??TV show. Homer, the father character in the cartoon, isn’t known for being particularly witty but we managed to put together some of his best?wisdom over the years. Kinda gives you a whole new respect for the “Doh!” guy. â€œIf you really want something in life you have to [...]

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The Good, The Bad and The Ugly

It could have been worse. That’s pretty much my motto when stuff gets bad. Just when I think things can’t possibly go more wrong, they do. Remember that. Good: Your wife is pregnant.Bad: It’s triplets.Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago. Good: Your wife’s not talking to you.Bad: She wants a divorce.Ugly: She’s a [...]

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Thoughts On Getting Older

Today, as I sit here in my office, I realize I’m getting older. Not terribly old, but definately older today than I was yesterday. As I sit here and ponder thoughts like “with age comes wisdom” and “aging like a fine wine”, one can’t help but to think negative thoughts like… Maybe it’s true that [...]

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Dating vs Marriage

When you’re dating… Farting is never an issue.When you’re married… You make sure thereâ€™s nothing flammable near your husband at all times. When you’re dating… He takes you out to have a good time.When you’re married… He brings home a 6 pack, and says “What are you going to drink?” When you’re dating… He holds [...]

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HISTORY OF THE DAY

Opportunity's Selfie

NASA's Mars Rover Opportunity catches its own late-afternoon shadow in this dramatically lit view eastward across Endeavour Crater on Mars. The rover used the panoramic camera (Pancam) between about 4:30 and 5:00 p.m. local Mars time to record images taken through different filters and combined into this mosaic view. Most of the component images were recorded during the 2,888th Martian day, or sol, of Opportunity's work on Mars (March 9, 2012). At that time, Opportunity was spending low-solar-energy weeks of the Martian winter at the Greeley Haven outcrop on the Cape York segment of Endeavour's western rim. In order to give the mosaic a rectangular aspect, some small parts of the edges of the mosaic and sky were filled in with parts of an image acquired earlier as part of a 360-degree panorama from the same location. Opportunity has been studying the western rim of Endeavour Crater since arriving there in August 2011. This crater spans 14 miles (22 kilometers) in diameter, or about the same area as the city of Seattle. This is more than 20 times wider than Victoria Crater, the largest impact crater that Opportunity had previously examined. The interior basin of Endeavour is in the upper half of this view. The mosaic combines about a dozen images taken through Pancam filters centered on wavelengths of 753 nanometers (near infrared), 535 nanometers (green) and 432 nanometers (violet). The view is presented in false color to make some differences between materials easier to see, such as the dark sandy ripples and dunes on the crater's distant floor. Image credit: NASA/JPL-Caltech/Cornell/Arizona State Univ.
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