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Mr. T Facts

make fun — Thu, 15 May 2008 13:40:51 +0000

In response to the overwhelming popularity of our and facts, we now give you… dun dun dun… Mr. T Facts.? This dude is bad, but batter than Chuck and Jack? Seems like all the cool kids are getting their own facts, what about us? Eh, at any rate… I pity the fool who reads all [...]

20 Fun Things To Do On An Elevator While Bored

make fun — Thu, 15 May 2008 13:36:08 +0000

Next time you’re on an elevator and feel alittle bored, liven up the moment with some of these insightful ideas. Guaranteed to make heads turn or your money back. When there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn’t you. Push the buttons and pretend they [...]

Words Of Wisdom

make fun — Thu, 15 May 2008 13:35:44 +0000

Wisdom is best defined as the ability to judge what is true and right, to have common sense and good judgement. Unfortunately, there’s not much of that going aroud these days. Common sense just isn’t that common anymore. Here are some excellent words of wisdom, good judgment that comes from knowledge and experience in life. [...]

Funny Fortune Cookie Fortunes

make fun — Wed, 14 May 2008 15:31:38 +0000

One of the best things about eating Chinese food is the fortune cookie you get at the end of your meal. Often insightful, normally we get stuff like “You will succeed through your charm and personality.” Well, not today! Here are some funny (or unlucky) fortunes you hope you will (or never) open. Help! I’m [...]

Homer Simpson’s Wisdom

make fun — Wed, 14 May 2008 15:31:14 +0000

The following are quotes picked out from??TV show. Homer, the father character in the cartoon, isn’t known for being particularly witty but we managed to put together some of his best?wisdom over the years. Kinda gives you a whole new respect for the “Doh!” guy. â€œIf you really want something in life you have to [...]

The Good, The Bad and The Ugly

make fun — Wed, 14 May 2008 15:30:24 +0000

It could have been worse. That’s pretty much my motto when stuff gets bad. Just when I think things can’t possibly go more wrong, they do. Remember that. Good: Your wife is pregnant.Bad: It’s triplets.Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago. Good: Your wife’s not talking to you.Bad: She wants a divorce.Ugly: She’s a [...]

Thoughts On Getting Older

make fun — Wed, 14 May 2008 15:28:42 +0000

Today, as I sit here in my office, I realize I’m getting older. Not terribly old, but definately older today than I was yesterday. As I sit here and ponder thoughts like “with age comes wisdom” and “aging like a fine wine”, one can’t help but to think negative thoughts like… Maybe it’s true that [...]

Dating vs Marriage

make fun — Wed, 14 May 2008 15:28:02 +0000

When you’re dating… Farting is never an issue.When you’re married… You make sure thereâ€™s nothing flammable near your husband at all times. When you’re dating… He takes you out to have a good time.When you’re married… He brings home a 6 pack, and says “What are you going to drink?” When you’re dating… He holds [...]

Gasoline Humor

make fun — Wed, 14 May 2008 15:27:41 +0000

Gas prices seem to have been skyrocketing in recent years. I remember when gas was $0.70 a gallon (and I’m not that old), now it costs $80 to fill up an SUV. Here’s a few gas related one liners to bust off next time you’re complaining about it at the pump… My wife wanted to [...]

Strange Answers To Stranger Questions

make fun — Wed, 14 May 2008 15:26:30 +0000

If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, [...]