Life After Death
Life After Death “Do you believe in life after death?” the boss asked one of his employees. “Yes, sir,” the new recruit replied. “Well, then, that makes everything just fine … ” the boss went on. “After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother’s funeral, she stopped in to see you.”
Overworked
Overworked I have found out the real reason why I’m tired, because I’m overworked! The population of this country is 237 million: 104 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work. There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work. Of this there are 29 million employed [...]
Chocolate
Chocolate a man was in an ice cream parlor waiting to buy some ice cream. there was one lady in front of him. she ordered a chocolate cone. the soda-jerk told her he’s sorry but they have run out of chocolate. she said, “ok, then i’ll have some chocolate.” he told her, “lady, i’m out [...]
A young engineer
A young engineer A young engineer was leaving the office at 6:00 pmwhen he found the CEO standing in front of a shredderwith a piece of paper in his hand.”Listen,” said the CEO, “This is important, and mysecretary has left. Can you make this thing work?””Certainly,” said the young engineer. He turned themachine on, inserted [...]
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