Last Day of Work
Last Day of Work It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who roundly and soundly congratulated him and [...]
Four Letter Word
Four Letter Word Patient: During my operation, Nurse, I heard the surgeon use a four-letter word that upset me very much. Nurse: What word was that? Patient: “Oops!”
Help Wanted
Help Wanted A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, stating the following: “HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer.” A short time afterwards, a dog trotted up to the window, saw [...]
Doctors and Lawyers
Doctors and Lawyers Two attorneys boarded a flight out of Seattle. One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat. Just before take-off, a physician got on and took the aisle seat next to the two attorneys. The physician kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was settling in when [...]
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