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leisure office

make fun — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 09:59:51 +0000

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Government Employee

make fun — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 10:28:47 +0000

State Government Employee sits in his office and out of boredom, decides to see what’s in his old filing cabinet. He pokes through the contents and comes across an old brass lamp. “This will look nice on my mantelpiece,” he decides and takes it home with him. While polishing the lamp, a genie appears and [...]

The Laziest

make fun — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 00:04:47 +0000

The Laziest A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day he decided to trick them into doing some work for a change. “I’ve got a really easy job today for the laziest one among you,” he announced. “Will the laziest man please put his hand up?” Nine hands went [...]

Office Prayer

make fun — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 00:04:33 +0000

Office Prayer Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off. Also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, [...]

Last Day of Work

make fun — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 00:04:17 +0000

Last Day of Work It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who roundly and soundly congratulated him and [...]

Four Letter Word

make fun — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 00:04:05 +0000

Four Letter Word Patient: During my operation, Nurse, I heard the surgeon use a four-letter word that upset me very much. Nurse: What word was that? Patient: “Oops!”

Help Wanted

make fun — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 00:03:53 +0000

Help Wanted A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, stating the following: “HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer.” A short time afterwards, a dog trotted up to the window, saw [...]

Doctors and Lawyers

make fun — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 00:03:40 +0000

Doctors and Lawyers Two attorneys boarded a flight out of Seattle. One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat. Just before take-off, a physician got on and took the aisle seat next to the two attorneys. The physician kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was settling in when [...]

Life After Death

make fun — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 00:02:57 +0000

Life After Death “Do you believe in life after death?” the boss asked one of his employees. “Yes, sir,” the new recruit replied. “Well, then, that makes everything just fine … ” the boss went on. “After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother’s funeral, she stopped in to see you.”

Overworked

make fun — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 00:02:46 +0000

Overworked I have found out the real reason why I’m tired, because I’m overworked! The population of this country is 237 million: 104 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work. There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work. Of this there are 29 million employed [...]