When we were young
I want to be a kid again. I want to go back to the time when:Decisions were made by going “eeny-meeny-miney-mo.”Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming, “do over!””Race issue” meant arguing about who ran the fastest.Money issues were handled by whoever was the banker in Monopoly.Catching the fireflies could happily occupy an entire evening.It wasn’t [...]
Best excuse for speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on an interstate road for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80mph he suddenly saw a flashing red and blue light behind him. “They’ll [...]
Twick or Tweat
On Halloween, this woman opens her door to find the most adorable little girl, with golden blond hair and the biggest blue eyes. She was dressed as an witch, and was just delightful.The woman said, “What are you supposed to say sweetheart?”The little girl looks up at the woman and says… “Twick or Tweat!”The woman [...]
13 days of Halloween
On the first day of HalloweenMy postman brought to me,A Gho-o-o-ul in a dead tree.On the second day of Halloween,My postman brought to me,Two walking mummies,And a Gho-o-o-ul in a dead tree.On the third day of Halloween,My postman brought to me,Three black cats,Two walking mummies,And a Gho-o-o-ul in a dead tree.On the fourth day of [...]
Posted by make fun | 0 comment