To be a kid again
I want to be a kid again. I want to go back to the time when:Decisions were made by going “eeny-meeny-miney-mo.”Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming, “do over!””Race issue” meant arguing about who ran the fastest.Money issues were handled by whoever was the banker in Monopoly.Catching the fireflies could happily occupy an entire evening.It wasn’t [...]
Where is God
A couple had two little boys, ages eight and ten, who were excessively mischievous.The two were always getting into trouble and their parents could be assured that if any mischief occurred in their town their two young sons were in some way involved. The parents were at their wits end as to what to do [...]
Signs You Had Too Much of the 90′s
You try to enter your password on the microwave.You now think of three espresso’s as “getting wasted.”You no longer own a real deck of cards because all your favorite card games [solitaire, spades, and hearts] are all played on your computer.Every commercial on television has a web-site address at the bottom of the screen.You have [...]
Only in America
1. Only in America……can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.2. Only in America……are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.3. Only in America……do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at [...]
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