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Fun things to do at a drive-thru

make fun — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 08:21:13 +0000

1. Drive through the drive-thru in reverse and let your passenger order.2. Ask prices of everything on the menu and then order something that you did not ask the price for.3. Pretend like your window is broken. Tell the employee this. Order with your door open, pay with your door open. Roll down window and [...]

Wise words from kids

make fun — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 08:20:54 +0000

Never trust a dog to watch your food. – Patrick, age 10When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” don’t answer him. – Michael, 14Never tell your mom her diet’s not working. – Michael, 14Stay away from prunes. – Randy, 9Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as [...]

Just a head

make fun — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 08:20:27 +0000

A man is waiting for wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion. After 21 years, the [...]

50 Oxymorons

make fun — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 08:20:03 +0000

50. Act naturally49. Found missing48. Resident alien47. Advanced BASIC46. Genuine imitation45. Airline Food44. Good grief43. Same difference42. Almost exactly41. Government organization40. Sanitary landfill39. Alone together38. Legally drunk37. Silent scream36. British fashion35. Living dead34. Small crowd33. Business ethics32. Soft rock31. Butt Head30. Military Intelligence29. Software documentation28. New York culture27. New classic26. Sweet sorrow25. Childproof24. “Now, then [...]

To be a kid again

make fun — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 08:19:43 +0000

I want to be a kid again. I want to go back to the time when:Decisions were made by going “eeny-meeny-miney-mo.”Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming, “do over!”"Race issue” meant arguing about who ran the fastest.Money issues were handled by whoever was the banker in Monopoly.Catching the fireflies could happily occupy an entire evening.It wasn’t [...]

Where is God

make fun — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 08:19:20 +0000

A couple had two little boys, ages eight and ten, who were excessively mischievous.The two were always getting into trouble and their parents could be assured that if any mischief occurred in their town their two young sons were in some way involved. The parents were at their wits end as to what to do [...]

Signs You Had Too Much of the 90′s

make fun — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 08:19:01 +0000

You try to enter your password on the microwave.You now think of three espresso’s as “getting wasted.”You no longer own a real deck of cards because all your favorite card games [solitaire, spades, and hearts] are all played on your computer.Every commercial on television has a web-site address at the bottom of the screen.You have [...]

Only in America

make fun — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 08:18:42 +0000

1. Only in America……can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.2. Only in America……are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.3. Only in America……do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at [...]

When we were young

make fun — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 08:18:07 +0000

Best excuse for speeding

make fun — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 08:17:17 +0000

A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on an interstate road for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80mph he suddenly saw a flashing red and blue light behind him. “They’ll [...]