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Fun things to do at a drive-thru

1. Drive through the drive-thru in reverse and let your passenger order.2. Ask prices of everything on the menu and then order something that you did not ask the price for.3. Pretend like your window is broken. Tell the employee this. Order with your door open, pay with your door open. Roll down window and […]

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Wise words from kids

Never trust a dog to watch your food. – Patrick, age 10When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” don’t answer him. – Michael, 14Never tell your mom her diet’s not working. – Michael, 14Stay away from prunes. – Randy, 9Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as […]

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Just a head

A man is waiting for wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion. After 21 years, the […]

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50 Oxymorons

50. Act naturally49. Found missing48. Resident alien47. Advanced BASIC46. Genuine imitation45. Airline Food44. Good grief43. Same difference42. Almost exactly41. Government organization40. Sanitary landfill39. Alone together38. Legally drunk37. Silent scream36. British fashion35. Living dead34. Small crowd33. Business ethics32. Soft rock31. Butt Head30. Military Intelligence29. Software documentation28. New York culture27. New classic26. Sweet sorrow25. Childproof24. “Now, then […]

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