Women Replacement
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women.”“Yeah what happened?” asked his friend.The first guy replies, “Well, er, I got my penis stuck in the neck of the bottle.”
Why Married Couples Don’t Have Sex
Dear Wife,During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often: 54 times the sheets were just cleaned 17 times it was too late [...]
How To Wash Your Clothes
I can admit it, I’m a bit of a goof when it comes to doing household stuff. I’ve washed clothes maybe 10 times ever, usually things go ok but sometimes I put in a big white shirt and, for some reason, get back a little pink> I was going through my clothes, thinking about doing [...]
Politically Correct Woman
Politically Correct WomanPolitically Correct Woman:She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE – She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT. She is not a BAD COOK – She is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE. She is not HALF NAKED – She is WARDROBE IMPAIRED. She does not wear TOO MUCH JEWELRY – She is METALLICALLY OVERBURDENED. She is not CONCEITED – She is [...]
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