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American government intends to hit five million U.S. dollars for advertising the benefits of marriage

make fun — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 15:32:24 +0000

A lot of people are afraid of marriage and heavy economic burden after marriage, more and more Americans do not want to get married. GovernmentÂ ofÂ the United States has spent five million U.S. dollars to advertise the benefits of marriage in youtube and MySpace.Maybe in economic crisis marriage is a decent choice,after all,the lovers [...]

kiss 150 times one day

make fun — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 15:39:03 +0000

70-year-old English bride,Edna was married 31-year-old Simon 4 years ago,the marriage caused a great uproar. now, their love are affectionate unabated unabated,and kiss each other for 150 times every day.

Marriage quotes 02

make fun — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 03:04:30 +0000

Married life is full of excitement and frustration: * In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. * In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. * In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen. It is true that love is blind but marriage [...]

Marriage quotes 03

make fun — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 03:04:11 +0000

There was a man who said, “I never knew what happiness was until I got married…and then it was too late!” love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock. They say when a man holds a woman’s hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage, it is self-defense. When a newly [...]

Marriage quotes 04

make fun — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 03:03:54 +0000

A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. — Guitry Ah Mozart! He was happily married – but his wife wasn’t. — Borge Always talk to your wife while you’re making love… if there’s a phone handy. An archaeologist [...]

Marriage quotes 05

make fun — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 03:03:37 +0000

Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action. — Catch-22 Diplomat: A man who can convince his wife she would look stout in a fur coat. Don’t marry for money; [...]

Marriage quotes 06

make fun — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 03:03:20 +0000

I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. — Dick Martin I do not see the EEC as a great love affair. It is more like nine desperate middle-ages couples with failing marriages meeting at [...]

Marriage quotes 07

make fun — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 03:02:57 +0000

If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don’t stand in her way. In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy. In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it’s curtains! Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job [...]

Marriage quotes 08

make fun — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 03:02:40 +0000

Many a wife thinks her husband is the world’s greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it. Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven’t been able to find anybody who’ll take what I have to give. — Cass Daley Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties [...]

Marriage quotes 09

make fun — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 03:02:20 +0000

Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out. Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. Marriage [...]