Archive for the ‘Male Jokes’ Category
I’m Glad I’m A Man

I’m Glad I’m A ManI’m glad I’m a man, you better believe.I don’t live off of yogurt, diet coke, or cottage cheeseI don’t bitch to my girlfriends about the size of my breastsI can get where I want to – north, south, east or westI don’t get wasted after only 2 beersand when I do […]

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Dusty Underwear

One evening a husband, thinking it would be being funny, said to his wife “Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!” His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn’t let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning […]

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Stuff Women Really Need To Know About Men

Ok ladies, this is for you. Some of you just don’t know what it’s like to be a man, or know what a man wants. Now, while I admit we’re not as mysterious as women, there’s still some things you need to know. Your man may just be too scared to tell you, so F&J […]

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Married Life – Going To The Bar

A couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn’t wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, “Honey, I’ll be right back.” Where are you going, Coochy Coo?” asked the wife. “I’m going to the […]

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