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200 calorie

make fun — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 10:17:29 +0000

What does 200 calorie look like?Three eggs,or a cup of milk?There have a sample you can get the idea. In financial crisis,maybe we can not changeÂ our moneybag,but most importand we can control our body and health.

Paying The Rent

make fun — Fri, 02 May 2008 03:57:17 +0000

A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the afternoon with her for $500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment “RENT FOR [...]

Journey On A Train Carriage

make fun — Fri, 02 May 2008 03:56:55 +0000

As awkward as it was to share a train carriage with a male stranger,?one woman decided to not let it?bother her. On the first night both the woman and man settled down for bed. After about an hour had passed the woman felt terribly cold and leaned over the top bunk and said to the [...]

Love Making Poem

make fun — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 00:40:26 +0000

Tyrone asked his work buddy, Robert, one morning, “Man, why you always so damn happy when you come to work every day?” Robert replied, “That’s because I make love to my wife every morning before work.” Amazed, Tyrone asked him how he gets his wife to make love to him every morning. “That’s easy,” Robert [...]

I’m Glad I’m A Man

make fun — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 00:40:17 +0000

I’m Glad I’m A ManI’m glad I’m a man, you better believe.I don’t live off of yogurt, diet coke, or cottage cheeseI don’t bitch to my girlfriends about the size of my breastsI can get where I want to – north, south, east or westI don’t get wasted after only 2 beersand when I do [...]

Dusty Underwear

make fun — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 00:40:00 +0000

One evening a husband, thinking it would be being funny, said to his wife “Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!” His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn’t let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning [...]

Stuff Women Really Need To Know About Men

make fun — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 00:39:53 +0000

Ok ladies, this is for you. Some of you just don’t know what it’s like to be a man, or know what a man wants. Now, while I admit we’re not as mysterious as women, there’s still some things you need to know. Your man may just be too scared to tell you, so F&J [...]

Married Life – Going To The Bar

make fun — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 00:39:44 +0000

A couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn’t wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, “Honey, I’ll be right back.” Where are you going, Coochy Coo?” asked the wife. “I’m going to the [...]

Letter From Wal-Mart

make fun — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 00:39:28 +0000

Mr. and Mrs. Fenton are retired, and Mrs. Fenton insists her husband go with her to Wal-Mart. He gets so bored with all the shopping trips. He prefers to get in and get out, but Mrs. Fenton loves to browse. One day Mrs. Fenton gets this letter from Wal-Mart: Dear Mrs. Fenton, Over the past [...]

Living Will

make fun — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 00:39:19 +0000

While I was watching football this weekend, my wife and I got into a conversation about life and death, and the need for living wills. During the course of the conversation I told her that I never wanted to exist in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and taking fluids from a bottle. She [...]