Smart Blonde
Smart BlondeA blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer [...]
A Lot Of Valentines
A Lot Of ValentinesA guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing ”love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. His curiosity gets the better of [...]
Double The Wish
Double The WishA man walking along the beach one day finds a bottle. He rubs it and, sure enough, out popped a genie. “I will grant you three wishes,” said the genie. “But there is a catch.” “What catch?” the man asked. The genie replied, “Every time you make a wish, every lawyer in the [...]
Unjustice In Hell
Unjustice In HellA man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the devil.As he passed sulphurous pits and shrieking sinners, he saw a man he recognized as a lawyer snuggling up to a beautiful woman.‘That’s unfair!’ he cried. ‘I have to roast for all eternity, and that lawyer gets to spend [...]
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