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Two People

Two PeopleA mother and son are walking through a cemetery, and pass by a headstone inscribed – “Here lies a good lawyer and an honest man.” The little boy reads the headstone, looks up at his mother, and asks “Mommy, why did they bury two men there?”

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Heart Transplent

Heart TransplentA man has a heart attack and is brought to the hospital ER. The doctor tells him that he will not live unless he has a heart transplant right away. Another doctor runs into the room and says, “you’re in luck, two hearts just became available, so you will get to choose which one […]

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Dead Lawyer

Dead LawyerA guy calls a law office and says: “I want to talk to my lawyer.” The receptionist replies, “I’m sorry, but he died last week.” The next day he phones again and asks the same question. The receptionist replies, “I told you yesterday, he died last week.” The next day the guy calls again […]

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My Lexus!

My Lexus!A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Lexus in front of theoffice, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he opened the door atruck came roaring past and completely tore off the driver’s door of theLexus. The lawyer immediately grabbed his cell phone and dialed 911.When a policeman arrived, the lawyer […]

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