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10 Husbands, Still a Virgin

make fun — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 02:51:28 +0000

It is a little exaggerated and funny joke. A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.” “What?” said the puzzled groom. “How can that be if you’ve been married ten times?” “Well, Husband #1 was a [...]

An Honest Mistake

make fun — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 13:13:48 +0000

An Honest MistakeA minister and lawyer were chatting at a party:“What do you do if you make a mistake on a case?” the minister asked.“Try to fix it if it’s big; ignore it if it’s insignificant,” replied the lawyer.“What do you do?”The minister replied, “Oh, more or less the same. Let me give you an [...]

Materialistic

make fun — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 14:39:11 +0000

MaterialisticOne day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and he was eager to show it off to his colleagues, when all of a sudden an eighteen wheeler came out of nowhere and took of the driver’s side door with him standing right there. “NOOO!” he screamed, because he knew that [...]

Practicing

make fun — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 14:38:51 +0000

PracticingA lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around. “What the hell do you think you’re doing?” “I’m a chiropractor, and I’m just keeping in practice while I’m waiting in line.” “Well, I’m a lawyer, [...]

Two People

make fun — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 14:38:28 +0000

Two PeopleA mother and son are walking through a cemetery, and pass by a headstone inscribed – “Here lies a good lawyer and an honest man.” The little boy reads the headstone, looks up at his mother, and asks “Mommy, why did they bury two men there?”

Heart Transplent

make fun — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 14:38:07 +0000

Heart TransplentA man has a heart attack and is brought to the hospital ER. The doctor tells him that he will not live unless he has a heart transplant right away. Another doctor runs into the room and says, “you’re in luck, two hearts just became available, so you will get to choose which one [...]

Dead Lawyer

make fun — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 14:37:47 +0000

Dead LawyerA guy calls a law office and says: “I want to talk to my lawyer.” The receptionist replies, “Iâ€™m sorry, but he died last week.” The next day he phones again and asks the same question. The receptionist replies, “I told you yesterday, he died last week.” The next day the guy calls again [...]

My Lexus!

make fun — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 14:37:25 +0000

My Lexus!A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Lexus in front of theoffice, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he opened the door atruck came roaring past and completely tore off the driver’s door of theLexus. The lawyer immediately grabbed his cell phone and dialed 911.When a policeman arrived, the lawyer [...]

Smart Blonde

make fun — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 14:37:06 +0000

Smart BlondeA blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer [...]

A Lot Of Valentines

make fun — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 14:36:47 +0000

A Lot Of ValentinesA guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing ”love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. His curiosity gets the better of [...]