10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
It is a little exaggerated and funny joke. A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.” “What?” said the puzzled groom. “How can that be if you’ve been married ten times?” “Well, Husband #1 was a [...]
An Honest Mistake
An Honest MistakeA minister and lawyer were chatting at a party:“What do you do if you make a mistake on a case?” the minister asked.“Try to fix it if it’s big; ignore it if it’s insignificant,” replied the lawyer.“What do you do?”The minister replied, “Oh, more or less the same. Let me give you an [...]
Materialistic
MaterialisticOne day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and he was eager to show it off to his colleagues, when all of a sudden an eighteen wheeler came out of nowhere and took of the driver’s side door with him standing right there. “NOOO!” he screamed, because he knew that [...]
Practicing
PracticingA lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around. “What the hell do you think you’re doing?” “I’m a chiropractor, and I’m just keeping in practice while I’m waiting in line.” “Well, I’m a lawyer, [...]
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