Blondes, Pearly Gates and Easter
Three blondes died together in an automobile accident on Easter Sunday. As they line up at the Pearly Gates of heaven, St. Peter tells them that they can enter the gates if they can answer one simple question. St. Peter asks the first blonde, ‘What is Easter?’ The blonde replies, ‘Oh, that’s easy! It’s the [...]
Cats Top Ten Favorite Christmas Songs
Cats Top Ten Favorite Christmas Songs 10. Up on the Mousetrap 9. Have Yourself a Furry Little Christmas 8. Joy to the Curled 7. I Saw Mommy Hiss at Santa Claus 6. The First Meow 5. Oh, Come All Ye Fishful 4. Silent Mice 3. Fluffy, The Snowman 2. Jingle Balls 1. Wreck the Halls!
Christmas and Hanukkah Merger
Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and acquisitions, it was announced today at a press conference that Christmas and Hanukkah will merge. An industry source said that the deal had been in the works for about 1300 years. While details were not available at press time, it is believed that the overhead cost of [...]
Christmas Breakfast
This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home town for the holidays. After looking over the menu he says, ”I’ll just have the eggs Benedict.” His order comes a while later and it’s served on a big, shiny hubcap. He asks the waiter, ”What’s with the hubcap?” The waiter [...]
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