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BUTTERBALL TURKEY TALK-LINE ‘GREATEST HITS’ (or, ‘Memorable Moments in Talk-Line History;’ or, ‘Out of the Mouths of…. Turkey Trauma Victims’) Over the years, the Butterball Turkey Talk-Line staff have had their share of memorable calls — inquiries that stand out from the crowd because they’re heartwarming or amusing. We asked some of the veteran staff [...]
8 days of gifts
Stan and John are walking to school one day and Stan is describing his new Playstation 2 to John. “Where did you get that?” John asked “I got it last night for Hanukkah,” said Stan. “What’s Hanukkah?” John asked. “It’s the Jewish holiday where we get presents every night for eight nights to celebrate the [...]
A Bah Humbug
Sung to the tune of Santa Claus is Coming to Town You better watch out, You better not cry, You better not pout, I’m telling you why, Santa Claus is tapping, Your phone. He’s buggin your room, He’s reading your mail, He’s keeping a file And runnin a tail Santa Claus is tapping Your phone [...]
Big Turkey Question
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?” The stock boy replied, “No, ma’am, they’re dead.”
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