The Girlfriend
A girl goes into the doctor’s office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, the doctor notices a red ”H” on her chest. “How did you get that mark on your chest?” asks the doctor. “Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he’’s so proud of it he never takes off his Harvard [...]
Taxi Ride
One day a nun was standing on the side of the road waiting for a cab. A cab stopped and picked her up. During the ride she noticed that the driver was staring hard at her. When she asked him why, he said, “I want to ask you something, but I don’t want to offend [...]
Sizing it Up
A young gay man calls home and tells his Jewish mother that he has decided to go back into the closet because he has met a wonderful girl and they are going to be married. He tells his mother that he is sure she will be happier since he knows that his gay lifestyle has [...]
Paratrooper
A young army private was home on leave. He was talking to his father about his experience at jump school while learning to be a paratrooper. “Father” he says, “on my first jump, I froze up at the door of the plane. A big black master sergent standing behind me told me that if I [...]
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