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Brokeback Mountain – Deputy Edition

make fun — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 14:39:41 +0000

A few overworked deputy sheriffs deserved a vaction, together they decided to go on a mountain retreat. Since police officers are so underpaid, they decided to sleap two per room so they could afford the trip. Now, nobody wanted to sleep in the same room with Daryl – he’s got a well known reputation for [...]

Murphy’s Logic

make fun — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 14:39:29 +0000

One day Murphy was outside and was mowing his grass when a big moving truck pulled in the driveway next to his. Knowing that no one lives there he figures that he is getting new nieghbor’s. He finishes up his grass and the neighbor’s are unloading the truck he walks up to the fence and [...]

Harry Potter, Gay?

make fun — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 14:39:20 +0000

This YouTube vid does a good job making you think so. “Harry Potter… will learn how love can drain the wizard.” See for yourself, lmao! “Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire… this Thanksgiving – Don’t ask, Don’t Spell”

Rifleman

make fun — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 14:39:11 +0000

Don’t you remember the good ‘ole days when a young boy could hold a large piece of wood up to a grown man’s crotch and it wasn’t inappropriate?

Wild Alabama Party

make fun — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 14:39:00 +0000

Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alabama to be as far away from humanity as possible. Sam sees the mailman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise, it’s total peace [...]

Gay Flight Attendant

make fun — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 14:38:43 +0000

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he’ll be landing the [...]

Sex Sandals

make fun — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 14:38:35 +0000

A couple walked into a tourist shop in Jamaica. The Jamaican said to them, I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. “Dey makes you wild at sex.” Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn’t need [...]

Travel Voucher

make fun — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 14:38:23 +0000

An employee of US Airway with the last name of Gay boarded a US Airway flight with a free travel voucher. Soon after he sat down, someone else came and claimed he had the same seat assignment, so Mr. Gay moved down to the next available seat. Soon after he changed seats the airplane began [...]

The Girlfriend

make fun — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 14:38:15 +0000

A girl goes into the doctor’s office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, the doctor notices a red ”H” on her chest. “How did you get that mark on your chest?” asks the doctor. “Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he’’s so proud of it he never takes off his Harvard [...]

Taxi Ride

make fun — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 14:38:04 +0000

One day a nun was standing on the side of the road waiting for a cab. A cab stopped and picked her up. During the ride she noticed that the driver was staring hard at her. When she asked him why, he said, “I want to ask you something, but I don’t want to offend [...]