Archive for the ‘Foreign Jokes’ Category
My main reason

My main reason A young member of the German communist party went to his senior comrade with a strange request: he wanted permission from the Party to emigrate to West Germany. (It is only with the permission of the Party that people are allowed to leave East Germany. Often it is “granted” as a method […]

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I want to be alone with you

I want to be alone with you One night, Erich Honnecker was in the bedchamber having some pillow talk with his mistress. He was in a magnanimous mood and offered her a present of her choice. She thought about his offer for a moment and then replied, “Oh, Erich, if there is one thing I […]

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Coudn’t find

Coudn’t find One sunny day on the North Sea a creative little boy was playing in the sand trying to decide what to make. He discovered some Scheiss (you can guess what that is) on the beach so he decided to make a VoPo (People’s Policeman). Just as he was finishing, along comes a VoPo, […]

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Queue

Queue What is 150 yards long and eats potatoes?A Moscow queue waiting to buy meat.

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