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I’ve found it Every philosophy is like looking for a black cat in a dark room; Marxist philosophy is like looking for a black cat in a dark room, but the cat isn’t there; Soviet philosophy is like looking for a black cat in a dark room, the cat isn’t there, but you keep shouting [...]]]> http://makefun.cn/ive-found-it/feed/ 0 http://makefun.cn/what-was-that-for/ http://makefun.cn/what-was-that-for/#comments Mon, 03 Mar 2008 03:31:04 +0000 make fun http://makefun.cn/what-was-that-for/

What was that for? A dejected Communist Party candidate trudges home after the polls close. “So, Marek, how many votes did you get?” asks his wife. “Two,” he responds. She slaps him hard across the face. “What was that for?”"You have a mistress, now do you!!?”]]> http://makefun.cn/what-was-that-for/feed/ 0 http://makefun.cn/last-night/ http://makefun.cn/last-night/#comments Mon, 03 Mar 2008 03:30:39 +0000 make fun http://makefun.cn/last-night/

Last night A Russian party-official arrives late at night to his hotel (in Russia). He is not surprised to find that his reservation has been mislaid but he is more than a little peeved that his status in the party isn’t enough to get him a good room anyway. However, the clerk insists, the only [...]]]> http://makefun.cn/last-night/feed/ 0 http://makefun.cn/no-one-needs/ http://makefun.cn/no-one-needs/#comments Mon, 03 Mar 2008 03:30:19 +0000 make fun http://makefun.cn/no-one-needs/

No>Little Boy: What will communism be like when perfected?His Father: Everyone will have what he needs.Little Boy: But what if there is a shortage of meat?His Father: There will be a sign in the butcher shop saying, “No one needs meat today.”]]> http://makefun.cn/no-one-needs/feed/ 0 http://makefun.cn/my-main-reason/ http://makefun.cn/my-main-reason/#comments Mon, 03 Mar 2008 03:29:50 +0000 make fun http://makefun.cn/my-main-reason/

My main reason A young member of the German communist party went to his senior comrade with a strange request: he wanted permission from the Party to emigrate to West Germany. (It is only with the permission of the Party that people are allowed to leave East Germany. Often it is “granted” as a method [...]]]> http://makefun.cn/my-main-reason/feed/ 0 http://makefun.cn/i-want-to-be-alone-with-you/ http://makefun.cn/i-want-to-be-alone-with-you/#comments Mon, 03 Mar 2008 03:29:19 +0000 make fun http://makefun.cn/i-want-to-be-alone-with-you/

I want to be alone with you One night, Erich Honnecker was in the bedchamber having some pillow talk with his mistress. He was in a magnanimous mood and offered her a present of her choice. She thought about his offer for a moment and then replied, “Oh, Erich, if there is one thing I [...]]]> http://makefun.cn/i-want-to-be-alone-with-you/feed/ 0 http://makefun.cn/coudnt-find/ http://makefun.cn/coudnt-find/#comments Mon, 03 Mar 2008 03:28:37 +0000 make fun http://makefun.cn/coudnt-find/

Coudn’t find One sunny day on the North Sea a creative little boy was playing in the sand trying to decide what to make. He discovered some Scheiss (you can guess what that is) on the beach so he decided to make a VoPo (People’s Policeman). Just as he was finishing, along comes a VoPo, [...]]]> http://makefun.cn/coudnt-find/feed/ 0 http://makefun.cn/queue/ http://makefun.cn/queue/#comments Mon, 03 Mar 2008 03:28:13 +0000 make fun http://makefun.cn/queue/

Queue What is 150 yards long and eats potatoes?A Moscow queue waiting to buy meat.]]> http://makefun.cn/queue/feed/ 0 http://makefun.cn/time-tables/ http://makefun.cn/time-tables/#comments Mon, 03 Mar 2008 03:27:51 +0000 make fun http://makefun.cn/time-tables/

Time tables What occupies the last 6 pages of the Lada User’s Manual?The bus and train timetables.]]> http://makefun.cn/time-tables/feed/ 0 http://makefun.cn/bloddy-miracle/ http://makefun.cn/bloddy-miracle/#comments Mon, 03 Mar 2008 03:27:26 +0000 make fun http://makefun.cn/bloddy-miracle/

Bloddy Miracle What do you call a Lada on a hill?A bloody miracle.]]> http://makefun.cn/bloddy-miracle/feed/ 0