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I’ve found it
Posted on Mar-03-2008 · by make fun ( make fun had published 6418 articles)
I’ve found it
Every philosophy is like looking for a black cat in a dark room; Marxist philosophy is like looking for a black cat in a dark room, but the cat isn’t there; Soviet philosophy is like looking for a black cat in a dark room, the cat isn’t there, but you keep shouting “I’ve found it! I’ve found it!”
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What was that for?
Posted on Mar-03-2008 · by make fun ( make fun had published 6418 articles)
What was that for?
A dejected Communist Party candidate trudges home after the polls close. “So, Marek, how many votes did you get?” asks his wife. “Two,” he responds. She slaps him hard across the face. “What was that for?”"You have a mistress, now do you!!?”
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Last night
Posted on Mar-03-2008 · by make fun ( make fun had published 6418 articles)
Last night
A Russian party-official arrives late at night to his hotel (in Russia). He is not surprised to find that his reservation has been mislaid but he is more than a little peeved that his status in the party isn’t enough to get him a good room anyway. However, the clerk insists, the only bed they have left is the fourth bunk in a 4-bed dorm - he’ll have to make do with that. The Russian grumbles but eventually he picks up his suitcase and heads for the dorm. On his way, he meets a chamber-maid and thinking he might as well try to make friends with his room-mates, he asks her to bring them four cups of tea.As he enters the dorm, he finds that the other three guests are Polish, they are having a fairly wild party and they’re very drunk. They also ignore him totally from the moment he enters. After sitting there for several minutes, he realizes he can’t stand them anymore and decides to pull a joke on them. He stands up, grasps a floor lamp and speaking into the light-bulb as if it were a microphone he says: “Comrade Colonel, we would like four cups of tea to our room immediately!”The Poles stare at him in disbelief, which turns to horror as the chamber-maid knocks on the door and delivers the tea a few minutes later. In about 30 seconds the Poles have all packed their bags and fled the hotel. Our Russian gets the entire room to himself. He sleeps very soundly. The next morning, however, as he’s checking out and is about to leave, the desk-clerk calls after him: “By the way, Sir, the Comrade Colonel said to tell you he appreciated your little joke last night!”
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No one needs
Posted on Mar-03-2008 · by make fun ( make fun had published 6418 articles)
No>Little Boy: What will communism be like when perfected?His Father: Everyone will have what he needs.Little Boy: But what if there is a shortage of meat?His Father: There will be a sign in the butcher shop saying, “No one needs meat today.”
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My main reason
Posted on Mar-03-2008 · by make fun ( make fun had published 6418 articles)
My main reason
A young member of the German communist party went to his senior comrade with a strange request: he wanted permission from the Party to emigrate to West Germany. (It is only with the permission of the Party that people are allowed to leave East Germany. Often it is “granted” as a method of eliminating people with inappropriate attitudes.)”For what reasons could you possibly want to leave the Socialist paradise, young comrade?”"Well, sir, I have a main reason, and a kind of side reason. The side reason is this: I know our Party has established a paradise here in the Democratic Republic, but the reason I want to leave is that I am very afraid that it will not last.”"Don’t worry, son! It will last for ever.”"Well, good, sir: but that brings me to my main reason….”
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