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I’ve found it

I’ve found it Every philosophy is like looking for a black cat in a dark room; Marxist philosophy is like looking for a black cat in a dark room, but the cat isn’t there; Soviet philosophy is like looking for a black cat in a dark room, the cat isn’t there, but you keep shouting […]

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What was that for?

What was that for? A dejected Communist Party candidate trudges home after the polls close. “So, Marek, how many votes did you get?” asks his wife. “Two,” he responds. She slaps him hard across the face. “What was that for?””You have a mistress, now do you!!?”

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Last night

Last night A Russian party-official arrives late at night to his hotel (in Russia). He is not surprised to find that his reservation has been mislaid but he is more than a little peeved that his status in the party isn’t enough to get him a good room anyway. However, the clerk insists, the only […]

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No one needs

No>Little Boy: What will communism be like when perfected?His Father: Everyone will have what he needs.Little Boy: But what if there is a shortage of meat?His Father: There will be a sign in the butcher shop saying, “No one needs meat today.”

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