My Wife Has No Sense Of Humor
So the other night my wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we’re laying in bed. I looked over at her and, in my sexiest voice, asked her “Wanna have sex?” “No.” She answered. I said, “Is that your final answer?” “Yes.” She replied. So I said, “I’d like to [...]
I’m Glad I’m A Woman
I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I amI don’t live off of Budweiser, beer nuts and SpamI don’t brag to my buddies about my erectionsI won’t drive to Hell before I ask for directionsI don’t get wasted at parties and act like a clownand I know how to put the damned toilet [...]
The Differences Between Men and Women
RelationshipsWhen a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and she will write a poem titled “All Men Are Idiots”. Then she will get on with her life. A man has a little more trouble letting go. Six months after the break-up, at 3:00 a.m. on a Saturday [...]
I Love Older Women
To set this up, I’ve been married for nearly?25 years. The other day?I took a look at my wife said, “Honey, 25 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV… but I got to sleep with a hot 25 year [...]
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