“he s*** the bed and turned blue, miss”
“he s*** the bed and turned blue, miss” Its the first day back after the holidays for the primary ones (first graders), and the teacher decides to ask each of the children to tell a small story about their fathers. so the teacher points to little katy and asks, “katy, what does your daddy work [...]
The man enters a drugstore:
The man enters a drugstore: – Give me a pack of condoms.- What size?- I do not know…- Well, take this board with holes, and go to the toilet and measure.In 10 minutes the man comes back:- I have changed my mind, I don’t need the condoms. How much is this board?
WHAT?! And to him too?
WHAT?! And to him too? Classical situation. The wife in bed with a fatigue lover, husband rushes unexpectedly. The wife shouts to the lover:- Dear! Prove to him that you’re a real man!Lover:- WHAT?! And to him too?
Mum, what is it the daddy has?
Mum, what is it the daddy has? A small girl suddenly sees her father coming out from the bathroom, and asks the mum:- Mum, what is it the daddy has?- Well, my girl, it is such daddy’s thing… If he hasn’t it you couldn’t be here, (… pause…), and me, perhaps, too.
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